Marketing Scum17 Aug 2008 04:24 pm

You remember www.huhcorp.com? Course you do. Brilliant spoof agency site.

Today, I say this and it instantly reminded me of HuhCorp. But it is serious:

Wankers

Look how wacky they are! It’s just their eyes! See how “fun” they are!

This is on the home page:

“We focus on the right audience, the right channel and the right voice to build loyalty that lasts. Couple this with sophisticated brand-planning processes and it’s not uncommon to see our concepts leveraged across the entire marketing mix.”

Fucking wankers.

Goaty11 Aug 2008 09:14 pm

Girls

If you decide to get stroppy with someone via text message while he is cooking you dinner don’t send a text saying “well just forget it then” and then 3 hours later when you are drunk send more text messages.

Especially if he replied suggesting he was cool with forgetting it.

Makes you look a bit mental.

Uncategorized11 Aug 2008 12:06 pm

The Look of Love, live, in 1971, the year I was born.

Goaty09 Aug 2008 01:26 pm

goat
Via Boing Boing
Yes! How damn cool is this? An elevated goat house. But wait, there’s more…

goat on a roof

That place is in Coombs, BC, where the goats live on the roof. Oh my. From Rachellelynn’s Flickr

Thanks very much to The Girl for the goaty linkage. Made my day. :)

Marketing Scum28 Jul 2008 05:31 pm

OK. I work online. So I use instant messaging a lot. Weird as it sounds, it is a big business tool in the adult industry. Adium is probably my most used app. Anyway, I got an ‘add request’ from a stranger. This is the discourse. Remember, I have never spoken to this bloke and this is his sales technique:

happychappy Hi there, just looking throught your content and was wandering if you had ever thought of adding other billing options?

Damian Jennings Who are you

happychappy sorry, scott from globaladultbilling.com

Damian Jennings hi

happychappy working late as well?

Damian Jennings I work all the time

happychappy lol

Damian Jennings are you looking at the link from the aff sites or the main site?

happychappy followed your content from 3waycash

Damian Jennings right, that’s a CCBill only tour for affiliates
obviously, because they’ve been doing PRS for 5 years on Sky, they already have contacts for alternate billing

happychappy I probably know the suppliers, lol however we are an agregator in the UK and have global options for your non creditcard holders

Damian Jennings obviously, because they’ve been doing PRS for 5 years on Sky, they already have contacts for alternate billing

happychappy no worries thanks for your time have agreat evening!

Damian Jennings bye

Fail. On many levels. He should learn that basic sales techniques start with questions, not statements.

Also, I’ve never heard of them. Which is unusual.

Uncategorized24 Jul 2008 11:27 pm

we should be facebook but we're not cos we fucked up

Oh FriendsReunited, you had the chance, but you fucked it up. You could have been facebook, but you’re not.

Well done to the founders for getting 120 million (or whatever it was*) and hahaha to ITV.

*Note to self, get someone to research shit for you. An intern or something.

Uncategorized21 Jul 2008 11:38 am

I can’t wait for the remixes…

Uncategorized20 Jul 2008 06:25 pm

How clever. Someone is doing graf on snails.
Snail Graf

Link via Digg

Goaty08 Jul 2008 12:23 am

Been taking pics for a while now, and an ACTUAL album has come out with PICS I FUCKING TOOK on it. OK, it’s only tiny print run but I am still dead chuffed.

Facebook | Ben Manchester's Photos - Illwood Ink Artwork

Props to Koaste for the artwork.

EDIT - It’s just gone on sale at Suspect Packages. :)

Goaty19 Jun 2008 04:52 pm

Oh yes.
bra be gone

Also, I tweet more than blog now, so if you care, add me: twitter.com/damianjennings

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